The purrrfect Christmas Present
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The Phildo or butterfly is there for you,
GIVE UR MATE AN ORGASM ANYWHERE ANYTIME
“Hi there,” I said. “My name is . . . ah, Raoul Duke . . . yes, on the list, that’s for sure. Free lunch, final wisdom, total coverage. . . . why not?"
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Ah sweet alcohol and drugs. Everybody knows what it's like to be on an alcohol binge, or at least saw what it does to someone. Generally it makes a pig out of a man, but it's still gooood. However, a man in Mexico killed a friend during a drug frenzy and decided to cook the body away. We're waiting for recipes. Check Reuters
While I'd like to sue them for making boring music, Trevin Skeens sues Wal-mart over a one time fuck in the song 'Thoughtless'. That's pretty thoughtless. I say, mr. Skeens FUCK is just a word, like shit or cunt.
Anybody seen outfoxed? Even without seeing it, it's clear that fox news anchor Bill O'Reilly is a COMPULSIVE LIAR. He is such a compulsive liar that it is impossible to judge him, since he would have to know that he is lying!! The sad thing is that this compulsive liar is a news anchor, a position where nobody would expect a compulsive liar.